Zombies and Cigarettes

Rafa Martínez’ short film Zombies and Cigarettes. In Spanish! With subtitles!


Zombie Bite Calculator

If you don’t know, The Oatmeal is pure, unadulterated awesome, julienned, marinated in awesome, double-fried in an awesome fryer,  with extra awesomesauce on the side.

And now, they bring you The Zombie Bite Calculator, to tell you how long you have between when you get bitten and when you will start nomming down on the other members of your zombie-huntin’ party.

(About an hour and a half for me. You’ve been warned.)