And perhaps some kung fu

•November 8, 2009 • 2 Comments

So, I had exciting news this week! Agent J pitched my manuscript Strange Academy to a fantastic list of New York editors and so far, four out of five of them said they want to read it. (I’m sure the other one will pull up his/her socks soon.) Man, I’d love to know about that book before Christmas!

Just two weeks ago at this moment, I was driving back from New Jersey Romance Writers’ Put Your Heart in a Book Conference, where I presented “Writing the Rock and Roll Regency” with Sharon Page. Considering we were on at the same time as Jennifer Crusie’s workshop and Madeline Hunter’s, I think we were lucky to get the eight people who turned out. And since it was my first workshop in front of strangers, I didn’t mind the smaller crowd.

The weekend was fantastic. Those New Jersey women sure know how to put on a conference. (But if you’re listening, karaoke is never a good idea. Repeat: karaoke is never a good idea.)

Weekend highlights:

  • Driving down and up with Sharon Page and Tammy Plunkett (two smart and fun women who kept me awake and entertained during the eight hour trip. Sharon is not so great at 6:30am, but perks up over the course of the day. Tammy and I are both morning people.). I got honked at four times, though I didn’t pull any dumb moves. This is a personal record for me.
  • Madeline Hunter’s Surviving Almost There workshop. Fantastic just to talk about the dangers of being almost published. She’s the second person I’ve heard say the risk of quitting goes up when you’re ‘almost there.’
  • Jennifer Crusie knows what is wrong with your book and isn’t afraid to tell you.
  • Susan Meier knows many, many things.

Sometimes I wish I could stick USB keys in other writers’ brains and download me some smarts.

Demonspotting 6: Lucifer

•November 7, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Demon’s wings are as angel’s wings.
Their halos are as shining bright.
They sing as well as angels, too.
But only when it’s night.
- Calvin Miller

Demonspotting 6: Lucifer

Lucifer is one of the Four Crown Princes of Hell, ruler of the east. His element is air. His name means ‘light-bringer’ and he’s associated with the planet Venus, the morning star.

Or maybe Lucifer is just another name for Satan. Possibly not. It’s hard to tell. And he probably doesn’t care for us to know the truth.

One of Gustave Dore's illustrations for Milton's Paradise Lost. Lucifer thrown from heaven

One of Gustave Dore's illustrations for Milton's Paradise Lost

Like the other princes of Hell, he was once an angel, but rebelled against God. Some say it was because he started to question God. Some say it was for pride. Some say it was because God told him to bow down to mankind and Lucifer loved God too much to worship anything but God.

Whatever the reason, he was cast out of Heaven and condemned to Hell. And of course he’s trying to take as many humans as he can with him.

When you conjure him–and I wouldn’t recommend it–he appears in the form of a beautiful child.

Sources

DictionaryAngelsDictionary of Angels
Gustav Davidson
devilbookThe Devil: A Visual Guide to the Demonic, Evil, Scurrilous, and Bad (Hardcover)
by Tom Morgan, Genevieve Morgan

Scary Cute: Lil Cthulhu

•November 2, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I’m too chicken to read Lovecraft. But this, I enjoyed! He’s so cute!

My birthday’s coming up! Send me this.

Brain food!

•October 31, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Vanessa Kelly threatened to get me these brain-flavored breath mints from Archie McGee for my birthday.brainmints

It’s the last day of October is Zombie Month!

Ah, I’ll miss the decomposing little guys. (Not really.)

I’ll have a mid-week update for you on Wednesday, and then next Saturday, it’ll be the Demon of the Week!

In the meantime, here’s this month’s most popular posts:

Marvel comics and the zombies that weren’t

•October 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Random trivia.

In 1954, the Comic Code Authority banned all depictions of vampires, werewolves, ghouls and zombies in comic books. (It also mandated that “In every instance good shall triumph over evil and the criminal punished for his misdeeds.”)

So, in order to show mind-controlled Caribbean undead villains, Marvel invented ‘zuvembies.’

Now watch these “reanimated” versions of kitchy Marvel 70s cartoons:

Cool zombie font

•October 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Always wanted to spell your name in zombies? Now your dream can come true.




Zombie Letters from e-zombie.com

Beats the crap out of Comic.

Scary cute: Become a zombie master in your own home

•October 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Pick up a remote control zombie today!

rcZombie

What does ‘Lauft und stohnt’ mean, anyway?

“At least they’re not on the Internet” A zombie email from a crazy person

•October 27, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Lego zombie awesomeness

•October 26, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The Brothers Brick set up a zombie apocalypse table at BrickCon, an annual convention of adult Lego hobbyists.

http://io9.com/5377781/lego-zombies-celebrate-gay-pride-and-ride-the-carousel-of-doom/gallery/

Breaking news: Iowa man called zombie, punched in face

•October 25, 2009 • Leave a Comment

This article in the Huffington Post reports the tale of a guy who got called a zombie and punched in the face.

Zombies aren’t real, people.